Sunday, December 6, 2015

The Machete order


Star Wars Episode 7 is coming out!!!


And people are HYPED! This is a new way to introduce the next generation to one of the most popular films of all time!
But one question remains...who will you show the old starters movies to this new generation? Well I -as well as others- came up with an answer..


The Machete order

Now don't worry, this explanation won't contain spoilers of any kind

In this order, you watch episode 4, then episode 5, then episode 3 as a flash back, and finally watch episode 6. This order helps improve the story quite a bit from its original form, for instance;

No Jar Jar Binks

Less awkward acting from the overuse of CGI

No Midi-Chlorians

No weird age gap between Anikin and Padmé

No boring political debates

More tension after episode 5

Yoda's Hubris

No awkward romance dialogue

Not as much humorless Yoda

A bigger emphasis that Luke and Vader are so similar

The reveal of Luke's Sister is much more impactful

It makes the outcome of the last film seem much more unexpected

Yoda's warning is much more ominous


Over all this version of watching the movies is just a better way to watch the series, but let me know what you all think in the comments. Catcha later!





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